What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:15

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.